Blazin' Blazer

Or cheesy cheesums. Don't you love the names I so creatively dub my outfits? That's total sarcasm if you didn't pick that up.

Yesterday went exactly as anticipated. It rained without stop all. day. long. UNTIL right at firework time. I guess Mother Nature rightfully felt some remorse for being, like Tre Pak, a grotsky little byotch for the past 2 weeks (Holla if you get the movie reference!) and decided to give us a pass. It's an Independence Day miracle! FYI, I looked up the "official" definition of grotsky and it means "1) fat, ugly, annoying 2) pretty much useless to the world.
3) immature, obnoxious". I think that accurately sums up Mother Nature right now. Anyone have her address? I have a few words for her... Ok, seriously though, I've got something a little less antagonistic to share with you. Although it seems like it, I did not post today with the sole purpose of being all hostile with MN....I'm just going to say she started it and leave it at that. ANYWAY, I have something coming up here on bloggy (that's what I named her) that I am so excited about! It's something so completely new for me and I can't wait to share it with you!  How annoying is it when someone does that to you? It's like ending a season finale the way Downton Abby did. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. But that's a whole conversation for another day. I hate to leave you in such suspense but "Spoilers!" (Super duper holla if you get that reference!) Plus I think dealing with the grotsky byotch has made me a little bit evil. I can't be trapped indoors any longer! I'm not above making someone miserable just because I am. I'll just shut up now and quit while I'm ahead. Until next time...(when I'm hopefully a little less belligerent)

And PS: It's mah birfday tomorrow!! I will be spending all year mourning the loss of my 20's but for tonight I'm going out!

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